[00:00.51] I am an influencer
[00:02.22] But what's an influencer do?
[00:04.59] Gotta make a little post and influence you
[00:08.31] Like, brush your teeth
[00:10.13] Be kind to one another
[00:12.20] Take ten minutes to call your mother (Call your mother)
[00:16.83] It's been three long weeks now (Call your mother)
[00:18.85] A text is not enough (Call your mother)
[00:20.60] You gotta get on the phone (Call your mother)
[00:22.42] And give your mother a call (Call your mother)
[00:24.32] You gotta do what I say (Call your mother)
[00:26.25] 'Cause I post on the internet everyday (Call your mother)
[00:27.52] This time I'm not trying to sell my shit (Call your mother)
[00:29.66] I'm telling you to facetime that hot bitch (Call your mother)
[00:32.00] You can give her a call
[00:32.89] Tell her about how you bought a new cowbell
[00:35.65] Bet she'd love it if you told her 'bout your new cowbell
[00:38.78] (Call your mother)
[00:39.40] Just for a little chat
[00:40.75] If you were her, you'd probably like that
[00:42.34] It's called empathy
[00:43.84] Use it once in a while you dumb fuck (Call your mother)
[00:46.54] It's been three long weeks now (Call your mother)
[00:48.54] A text is not enough (Call your mother)
[00:50.18] You gotta get on the phone
[00:51.54] Go and give your mother a call
[00:53.31] You got the power to call your mother
[00:56.57] Or don't, do what you want to do
[00:58.72] I'm not the boss of you
[01:00.62] It's called empathy, you gotta
[01:02.74] It's called empathy, you gotta
[01:04.56] It's called empathy
[01:06.27] Imagine if you were your own mother
[01:08.40] Would you like if your child gave you a call?
[01:11.78] If the answer's yes you would
[01:13.12] That means that you should
[01:15.02] I am an influencer
[01:16.48] What can an influencer do?
[01:18.48] Make a stupid fucking song and influence you
[01:22.60] You can change the world
[01:24.20] Soon if you discover that you
[01:26.76] Don't have to fix everything
[01:28.43] Just call your mother, fucker (Call your mother)
[01:30.76] Ask her about her friends (Call your mother)
[01:32.62] What she did on the weekend (Call your mother)
[01:34.45] Is she currently free (Call your mother)
[01:36.45] To share her banana cake recipe? (Call your mother)
[01:38.18] You don't have to like banana cake (Call your mother)
[01:39.77] The entire conversation is symbolic (Call your mother)
[01:41.66] You're choosing to talk about something she likes (Call your mother)
[01:43.87] And that is nice
[01:45.06] There's a lot of things on the planet that we can't control
[01:48.52] War and famine, do people like me an I an asshole?
[01:52.51] Wait!
[01:53.85] You can change that last one
[01:56.34] You got the power to be a massive sick cunt
[01:59.88] Listen to a friend, instead of going on Instagram
[02:03.45] Remember someone's name
[02:05.09] "Hello Sam!" (They remembered my name!)
[02:07.12] If you still do small things
[02:08.78] Even though big things exist
[02:10.83] You are on your way to crushing it
[02:13.98] I am an influencer
[02:15.55] What can an influencer do?
[02:17.73] Film myself without a shirt on and influence you
[02:21.27] A life on social media
[02:23.57] The damage it will do
[02:25.66] Is worth it in the end if I just get one person to (Call your mother)
[02:29.97] Give your mother a call (Call your mother)
[02:31.67] Won't take no time at all (Call your mother)
[02:33.46] That shit will feed your soul (Call your mother)
[02:35.17] And put you in control
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